at work I’m in charge of all desserts. if it’s you’re birthday or anniversary your dessert is free and my ticket will tell me.. so I write happy birthday or happy anniversary on the dessert plates… and last night a customer tried to write “thank you” back in chocolate (: made my night!

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at work I’m in charge of all desserts. if it’s you’re birthday or anniversary your dessert is free and my ticket will tell me.. so I write happy birthday or happy anniversary on the dessert plates… and last night a customer tried to write “thank you” back in chocolate (: made my night!

my dad is such a good grandpa… lol

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my dad is such a good grandpa… lol

omg

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omg

fueled-by-ryans-buttmilk:

patrickvaughnstumpy:

taymo3318:

Andy Hurley’s cuteness kills my soul. Don’t be fooled by the all the tattoos and the murderous look he has while playing the drums. The man is a sweet, nerdy little vegetarian who goes to conventions. Go follow him on instagram, he’ll make your day!

*vegan

the last one kills me with cuteness 

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fueled-by-ryans-buttmilk:

patrickvaughnstumpy:

taymo3318:

Andy Hurley’s cuteness kills my soul. Don’t be fooled by the all the tattoos and the murderous look he has while playing the drums. The man is a sweet, nerdy little vegetarian who goes to conventions. Go follow him on instagram, he’ll make your day!

*vegan

the last one kills me with cuteness 

(via golden-inthesky)

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Bob Beerman, 1953

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Marilyn Monroe photographed by Bob Beerman, 1953

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

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perks of working with 99% guys AND having them love you (: yay! lol… regardless… flat tires are no fun :c

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perks of working with 99% guys AND having them love you (: yay! lol… regardless… flat tires are no fun :c

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

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netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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you know just making tortillas by hand… no big deal… lol

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you know just making tortillas by hand… no big deal… lol

got @arianagrande’s new #album #myeverything… #loveit #newalbum #breakfree #problem #bangbang #deluxe #omg #arianagrande #sogood #goodmusic 😍💃👌💿🎤🎶

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got @arianagrande’s new #album #myeverything… #loveit #newalbum #breakfree #problem #bangbang #deluxe #omg #arianagrande #sogood #goodmusic 😍💃👌💿🎤🎶

codeinewarrior:

what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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callan-the-misandrist:

fit-gymnast:

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

Thank you

"So what are your strengths?"

"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"

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