at work I’m in charge of all desserts. if it’s you’re birthday or anniversary your dessert is free and my ticket will tell me.. so I write happy birthday or happy anniversary on the dessert plates… and last night a customer tried to write “thank you” back in chocolate (: made my night!
my dad is such a good grandpa… lol
Andy Hurley’s cuteness kills my soul. Don’t be fooled by the all the tattoos and the murderous look he has while playing the drums. The man is a sweet, nerdy little vegetarian who goes to conventions. Go follow him on instagram, he’ll make your day!
the last one kills me with cuteness
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
perks of working with 99% guys AND having them love you (: yay! lol… regardless… flat tires are no fun :c
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
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no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear
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you know just making tortillas by hand… no big deal… lol
got @arianagrande’s new #album #myeverything… #loveit #newalbum #breakfree #problem #bangbang #deluxe #omg #arianagrande #sogood #goodmusic 😍💃👌💿🎤🎶
what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
- its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
- you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
- its not being two faced
- it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
- no you would not
"So what are your strengths?"
"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"
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