getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

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Mike Fuentes wins award for best drummer at the Alternative Press Music Awards x

awwh (:

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Mike Fuentes wins award for best drummer at the Alternative Press Music Awards x

awwh (:

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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overratedsuicide:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

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mixedboywasted:

marcobaht:

if you’re gonna call yourself trash remember than one person’s trash is another person’s treasure

humor blog

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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yousee-butyou-donot-observe:

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

image

If there is ever a day where I do not reblog this assume I’m dead.

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AALLL I’m saying is that

OUT OF ALLLLL you lovely followers…why can’t there be ONE that isn’t anonymous to me

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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loki-cat:

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK CHRIS

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loki-cat:

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK CHRIS

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